Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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