apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
