How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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