youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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