does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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