We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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