I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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