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(907): View more from Alaska

scale of 1-10 how well do I give head

(1-907): View more from Alaska

5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.

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(619): View more from California

i wish my penis had a tongue

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(530): View more from California

before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face

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(630): View more from Illinois

Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural

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(+61): View more from Australia

Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.

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(443): View more from Maryland

like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again

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