Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(515): View more from Iowa

"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.

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(480): View more from Arizona

It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him

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