2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.