When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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