Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?