I hate your face
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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