Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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