And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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