awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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