sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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