i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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