Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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