Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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