Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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