There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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