Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
