Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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