i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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