I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP