But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.