She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?