what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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