i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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