I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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