Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sober January is a disaster.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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