I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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