I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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