Little spoons don't ask big questions
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm both gender and math confused
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