Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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