if you like me you must not know who I am
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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