i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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