sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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