found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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