you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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