its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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