remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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