My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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