Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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