"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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