I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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