I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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