He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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