did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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