its not stalking. its research.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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