At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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