We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
