your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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