Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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