She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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