Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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