Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I believe in your delicious
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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