Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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